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  3. Default_profile_5_bigger Perfect Pitch: What it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.
  4. Default_profile_5_bigger The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  5. Default_profile_5_bigger Why I don't work in a cubical: Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
  6. Default_profile_5_bigger Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.
  7. Default_profile_5_bigger Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
  8. Default_profile_5_bigger Raisin: Grape with a sunburn.
  9. Default_profile_5_bigger Why I don't work in a cubical: Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
  10. Default_profile_5_bigger Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
  11. Default_profile_5_bigger Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
  12. Default_profile_5_bigger Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. --Sam Ewing
  13. Default_profile_5_bigger Never think life is not worth living or that you cannot make a difference. Never give up. --Marcia Wright-Edelman
  14. Default_profile_5_bigger A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. --Unknown
  15. Default_profile_5_bigger After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room. --Unknown
  16. Default_profile_5_bigger Paradox: Two physicians.
  17. Default_profile_5_bigger Why I don't work in a cubical: Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
  18. Default_profile_5_bigger I'm not beautiful like you. I'm beautiful like me. --Joy Drop, Beautiful
  19. Default_profile_5_bigger If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse can happen for the rest of the day. --Unknown
  20. Default_profile_5_bigger The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.


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